Aretha Franklin (I’m laughing so hard I can barely type this) wants Halle Berry to play her in the upcoming TV movie about her life. (I need a few minutes….. please…)
OK, I’m back, Anyway, the network can’t answer her request until they stop laughing too. We suggest Re substitute her request for Halle and here are some of our suggestions:
1. Anthony Anderson
2. Ving Rhames
3. Queen Latifah
4. Forrest Wittaker
5. Ruben Studdard
6. TD Jakes
Stop it! Ving Rhames? At least his boobs are taut! Maybe instead of insulting Aretha, we should drop her a note and let her know when in public “pull up” your top!