I’ve been trying for three days to figure out how to write this story without adding my twisted humor to is. Before I do, let me ask, how do you NOT know someone is blowing you? Do you get up the next day and tell your coworkers, “I think somebody broke in my house and sucked my dick last night?” Isn’t that something that would wake anybody up? OK here’s my one joke before I post the story: Corporations are guilty too, they are screwing DJs while they are AWAKE! OK, I’m done. Well, not quite: Perhaps he didn’t know it was a DJ gig and he thought it was a Blow JOB. When he got through, did he say “This job SUCKS… literally?” OK I’m done. OK, just one more…When the last dude caught him, did he call the police and say, “This motha fuga broke in my house and SUCKED MY DICK!” can you imagine the operator trying not to laugh. Finally, will he now have to register as a sex offender who wears a T-shirt that says he’s the only DJ who can “Mix and Suck Dix” This has got to be the strangest story ever posted in this blog.Harrisburg PA police arrested a man they say prowled the bar scene, looking for victims to satisfy an insatiable appetite for sex in an unusual way. Police say Dajuan Porter performed oral sex on unsuspecting men while they slept. Wednesday night, one man tells only CBS 21 News about the night he found Porter on top of him… Dajuan Porter is known for DJing around Downtown Harrisburg. In recent months he became notorious for assaulting men when they least suspected it.In May of 2011 a man reported to police a man climbed up his fire escape, broke in and began performing oral sex on him. That is the first of three charges that police announced Wednesday. The next two cases came a year later, in that case both victims reported they woke to Porter performing oral sex on them and they knew him. The assaults in those two cases happened after a night of partying.”He actually tried it on me overnight,” stated an additional victim. This man, who asked to remain anonymous, claims Porter has done this more than three times. “I violently woke up because I felt a hand go down my pants,” stated the victim. That’s where it stopped. The man kicked Porter out of his house. Porter had been over with several mutual friends following a night at the bar.”It made me crazy for days and I really wanted to hunt Dejuan down and beat him to the pavement,” the victim told us. Porter was a fixture at Harrisburg bars, often DJing at downtown clubs. According to this victim, Porter’s sex assaults and attempted assaults became known in their midtown Harrisburg circle.What he didn’t know is that Dajuan has a history of sex assault, and burglary including while in prison in Maryland. According to a LinkedIn account with Dajuan’s picture it says he is currently unemployed, but did work at an investment banking firm in Harrisburg.Now, Porter remains in jail unless he makes bail. Police think there are more victims out there that have not filed charges, they urge anyone to come forward. The man we spoke with will testify against Dajuan for a friend of his who he says was sexually assaulted by him.