Now Shirley Strawberry has an Advice Book Coming

Highly duplicitas people often have problems seeing the disconnect between the self they’ve idealized themself to be and the person staring back in the mirror. Just as anorexics see a fat person in the mirror, shirley thinks she sees honesty. Shirley will ruthlessly banish any and all who might reveal her truth and always makes sure that she is surrounded by a mutual admiration society of enablers who are at the service of each others ego. Just give MS Strawberry some money. That’s what this is all about. Buying and reading this book is a waste of money and time. Don’t waste both your money and your time. Save your time and just give her the money. Believe me she won’t be offended. This is a pretentious fraud. Or as she likes to call it “semi autobiographical”. Just show up to the book signing, let her speak her gospel and then put money in the plate. Read this book and you’ll feel duped. She’s avoiding thunderstorms, tip toeing past the graveyard, laughing all the way to the bank and cannot believe how dumb the black masses really are. But sometimes she wakes in the middle of the night in a cold sweat.